Santa Claus demands massive bailout

NORTH POLE, December 24, 2008 — Rumors that Santa Claus may be the latest and most high-profile victim of the worldwide credit crisis sent world stock markets roiling and children’s hopes plummeting today as Wall Street analysts warned that Santa’s entire production and distribution network could collapse by the end of the day without an infusion of several trillion dollars from the federal government. Read the rest of the story here.

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